1
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<i>Having our own business</i>
<i>had always been our greatest dream.</i>

2
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<i>To make a ton of money</i>
<i>while also getting to decide</i>

3
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<i>who you work with, where you work,</i>
<i>and when you work.</i>

4
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<i>And if you know why you're doing it,</i>

5
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<i>then it's almost irrelevant</i>
<i>what you're doing.</i>

6
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<i>Bosses are winner types.</i>

7
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<i>Employees are loser types</i>

8
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<i>who use their free time</i>
<i>to try to realize their dreams.</i>

9
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<i>Why would somebody</i>
<i>choose a life like that?</i>

10
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<i>Work time is life time.</i>

11
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-Can I come in?
-No. Who are you?

12
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I'm...

13
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I'm a very good friend of Moritz's.

14
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-I don't believe you.
-Why not?

15
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Moritz doesn't have any friends.

16
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And if he does,
they're either ugly or disabled.

17
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A compliment from a nine-year-old.
Not bad.

18
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I'm 11!

19
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Do you want to beat Moritz up?

20
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We'll see.

21
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Okay, then come in.

22
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Down the hall, last door on the right.

23
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Twenty-one orders in three days!

24
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If this keeps up,
we'll need new inventory.

25
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And I'll need a garage.

26
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For my Jet Ski!

27
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Shit!

28
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Oh, Mr. Sander!

29
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What are you doing here?

30
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You still owe me money!

31
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But first, delete that fucking photo
from the fucking cloud.

32
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-Okay, it's deleted.
-Yeah?

33
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You should always delete everything

34
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from the fucking trash.

35
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Okay. Do you know what happens now?

36
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I'll give you the rest of the money soon.
I promise--

37
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Wrong answer.

38
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I'll give it to you right now!

39
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Sorry, that was actually
the right answer. So...

40
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Where's the money?

41
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We don't have it yet.

42
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-You just said you'd give it to me now.
-I thought that's what you wanted to hear.

43
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-Yeah, I did.
-That's why I said it!

44
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Yes, but only if it's true!

45
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You can have the rest of the pills now.

46
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You can't hit a disabled person!

47
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Which of you are you referring to?

48
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You think that's funny?

49
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What the fuck?

50
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What are my pills doing in that picture?

51
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Have you two lost your fucking minds?

52
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Are you guys watching a movie?

53
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Sounds intense.
Do you want anything to eat?

54
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Definitely.

55
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But it's a really exciting part right now.
We'll pop in a pizza later.

56
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Two pizzas. One for each person in here.

57
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Exactly!

58
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Okay, you fucking nerds,
tell me what you're up to here.

59
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<i>All right, maybe you can't always decide</i>
<i>who you work with.</i>

60
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<i>Fucking capitalism!</i>

61
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<i>Fuck you all!</i>

62
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

63
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How dumb can you be?
A dick pic in the first message!

64
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I've honestly considered making them
into a coffee table book.

65
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"Dicks of Germany."

66
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With Dan's, for instance.
He has a gorgeous dick, by the way.

67
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-It could be good for the cover.
-Oh, Fritzi!

68
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What's wrong?
Can't I reduce a man to his looks?

69
00:04:00,685 --> 00:04:03,605
-Besides, I'm looking more for you.
-Thanks.

70
00:04:03,805 --> 00:04:05,885
Right now I'm just glad to be by myself.

71
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Lisa, we both know what's going on.

72
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For years you were everybody's darling,

73
00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:14,885
then suddenly, snap. Like Miley Cyrus.

74
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First, Hannah Montana,
then "Wrecking Ball."

75
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It's great if you stop
letting other people

76
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make the decisions about your future.

77
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You were unhappy, and you made a decision.

78
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One on one, Dan was clearly the winner.
What are you waiting for?

79
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Did you tell Moritz about the party?

80
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No.

81
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Tell me one reason
why I'd talk to your ex about you.

82
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Oh, fuck!

83
00:04:39,765 --> 00:04:42,125
Remember 50 Cent? The rapper?

84
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He used to deal drugs, too.
And you know how he got rich?

85
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Rapping?

86
00:04:47,965 --> 00:04:48,845
No.

87
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He got in on Vitamin Water,
the beverage company.

88
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Yeah, he also invested in Bitcoin, and...

89
00:04:55,845 --> 00:04:59,405
And this project with you two lunkheads
is my way out.

90
00:05:00,325 --> 00:05:02,205
Well, strictly speaking,
you won't really be out.

91
00:05:03,565 --> 00:05:06,325
You see, we were already looking
for a reliable supplier.

92
00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:10,525
-Yeah?
-To avoid possible delivery bottlenecks.

93
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I'm the most reliable
drug supplier I know.

94
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-And the money?
-Let's say 10,000.

95
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I want it by Tuesday.

96
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No.

97
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You give us the 10,000.

98
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What?

99
00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:28,245
That's your stake in the company.

100
00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:30,565
Are you fucking kidding me?
Do I look like <i>Shark Tank?</i>

101
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If we scale up recent demand,

102
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we'll get a product turnover
of 450 pills per day.

103
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That makes 164,250 pills per year.

104
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According to the current sale price,
that gives us monthly sales of...

105
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54,000 euros.

106
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And it's an upward trend.

107
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So before anyone invests
to get a share of the profits--

108
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let's say, for a third--

109
00:06:02,485 --> 00:06:05,245
they'd have to invest
at least 10,000 euros.

110
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Anything else would be considered a gift,

111
00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,205
and that's, unfortunately, illegal.

112
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Check yourself.

113
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Okay, boys.
I'll tell you how it's going to work.

114
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I have two grand here.
I want you to turn it into ten by Tuesday.

115
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Then we'll take it from there
as business partners.

116
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And if you run out of pills,

117
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call me by holding the 1 key.

118
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And if Auntie Buba calls,

119
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you pick up,
no matter when, no matter where!

120
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-Got it?
-Yes.

121
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Have you--? Okay. Then it's fine.

122
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All right, let's toast to that.

123
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Here.

124
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You really drink this stuff?

125
00:07:02,925 --> 00:07:04,685
Boys, sugar is poison.

126
00:07:05,405 --> 00:07:08,925
In Germany, three people die per hour
because of sugar.

127
00:07:09,085 --> 00:07:12,805
Let that sink in-- three people!
Per hour!

128
00:07:12,885 --> 00:07:15,165
Okay, we get it.

129
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Fucking geeks!

130
00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:33,245
Yo, Marie. I'm leaving.

131
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Don't let those guys bring you down.

132
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<i>Yallah.</i>

133
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Close the door!

134
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Calm down.
We won't need to defend ourselves.

135
00:07:48,205 --> 00:07:50,445
The gun probably wasn't even real.

136
00:07:50,525 --> 00:07:53,685
For this to work, we'll need a way
to replenish inventory. A supplier.

137
00:07:54,365 --> 00:07:57,485
Like Foxconn and Apple!
Just because the supplier is evil,

138
00:07:57,565 --> 00:07:59,645
it doesn't mean you can't work with them.

139
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I'll tell you what we'll do.

140
00:08:01,405 --> 00:08:03,885
We take the 5,000 euros
from our Bitcoin wallet,

141
00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:06,365
plus the 2,000 from "50 Cent Jr.,"

142
00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:09,365
then we sell the rest of the pills
till we have 10,000.

143
00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,005
And then-- then we close the shop.

144
00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:13,685
Have you looked at the numbers?

145
00:08:13,805 --> 00:08:16,165
Lenny, the people love us.

146
00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,965
Have you read the customer reviews?

147
00:08:18,045 --> 00:08:21,925
Here, "These pills suck.
I was totally freaked out." One star.

148
00:08:22,005 --> 00:08:23,365
Look, this is in Spanish.

149
00:08:24,645 --> 00:08:27,605
"What a load of shit.
Can we find the server location

150
00:08:27,685 --> 00:08:30,925
and then... fist them to death?"

151
00:08:31,205 --> 00:08:34,165
On Yelp, reviews always tend to be
on the negative side.

152
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But on Yelp, you don't die
if your food sucks, man!

153
00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,325
I mean, we don't even know
what we're selling.

154
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Maybe we should test the stuff first.

155
00:08:44,885 --> 00:08:46,285
Lenny, you dropped chemistry

156
00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:48,805
because you were scared
you'd accidentally create anti-matter.

157
00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:52,485
Exactly! We don't even know
what MDMA stands for!

158
00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:54,725
Methyl--

159
00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:55,925
Moritz, seriously?

160
00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:58,285
Methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine.

161
00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:00,325
See? We know what it stands for.

162
00:09:03,645 --> 00:09:08,085
{\an8}The guy has a gun!
If anything goes wrong, he'll kill us!

163
00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:11,085
{\an8}And there's nothing we can do about it.

164
00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:18,205
{\an8}Hello? Moritz!

165
00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:20,845
Dude!

166
00:09:21,765 --> 00:09:22,725
Wait up!

167
00:09:27,845 --> 00:09:29,605
Lenny, hang on!

168
00:09:30,005 --> 00:09:30,845
Fuck!

169
00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:34,965
-What's your fucking problem?
-You're my fucking problem!

170
00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:40,405
This isn't fucking GTA, Moritz.
When you're dead here, you're dead.

171
00:09:40,605 --> 00:09:43,245
-You don't re-spawn at the next hospital.
-Relax!

172
00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:46,125
This is almost 2,000 euros
worth of orders.

173
00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:48,165
Just from this week!
I know what I'm doing, Lenny!

174
00:09:48,525 --> 00:09:49,405
Everything is cool!

175
00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,805
Freeze! Police!

176
00:09:53,805 --> 00:09:55,925
Okay, guys. I have to go.
The fish are biting.

177
00:09:56,005 --> 00:09:58,365
Oh, well. Crime doesn't sleep,
but you know what?

178
00:09:58,445 --> 00:10:00,525
Neither do the police.

179
00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:02,765
Take the pizza out of the oven, okay?

180
00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:06,325
Wow! Seems to be going really well
with MyTems.

181
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:07,805
Here, I'll drop them off for you.

182
00:10:09,645 --> 00:10:11,685
There's a mailbox on the way anyway.

183
00:10:12,165 --> 00:10:14,845
What?
No one will stop and search a cop.

184
00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:15,965
Asshole.

185
00:10:18,245 --> 00:10:19,405
I know what you're thinking.

186
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:24,045
But Steve Jobs didn't care that people
thought he was an asshole, either.

187
00:10:24,605 --> 00:10:26,765
<i>Some of the greatest geniuses</i>
<i>of all time were assholes.</i>

188
00:10:26,925 --> 00:10:28,445
{\an8}<i>Thomas Edison, for instance.</i>

189
00:10:28,525 --> 00:10:30,645
<i>In order to prove that alternating</i>
<i>current</i>

190
00:10:30,725 --> 00:10:32,685
<i>was more dangerous</i>
<i>than his direct current,</i>

191
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,485
<i>he had an elephant publicly executed</i>
<i>with alternating current.</i>

192
00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:38,045
{\an8}<i>Carly Fiorina reinvented</i>
<i>Hewlett Packard,</i>

193
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,645
<i> laying off thousands of employees,</i>

194
00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:42,165
<i>while tripling her own salary</i>
<i>and buying herself a yacht</i>

195
00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:43,605
<i>and five private jets.</i>

196
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,645
{\an8}<i>Jeff Bezos from Amazon</i>
<i>regularly sends employees e-mails</i>

197
00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:50,165
<i>containing only a question mark</i>
<i>just to make them feel insecure.</i>

198
00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:52,805
{\an8}<i>And Elon Musk,</i>
<i>don't get me started with him.</i>

199
00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,925
<i>Success isn't a popularity contest.</i>

200
00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:59,605
<i>If you want someone's attention</i>
<i>who isn't interested in you at all,</i>

201
00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:03,325
<i>you sometimes have to do</i>
<i>the exact opposite of what they expect.</i>

202
00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:07,845
Okay, fantastic.
Aaron and Finn will do <i>Cat and Mouse.</i>

203
00:11:08,605 --> 00:11:11,645
Next material, <i>Spring Awakening.</i>
Young love.

204
00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:14,285
Moritz, Lisa,
that's something for you, right?

205
00:11:15,605 --> 00:11:17,845
-Yeah, sure--
-I'm already with Gerda.

206
00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:24,525
And people call my profession monotonous.

207
00:11:25,805 --> 00:11:30,365
Then Lisa can do
<i>The Sorrows of Young Werther</i> with Fritzi.

208
00:11:33,405 --> 00:11:34,885
Are you listening, Lisa?

209
00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:38,965
Put your phones away, guys.

210
00:11:41,405 --> 00:11:44,085
-Lisa, enough, give me your phone.
-I didn't do anything.

211
00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:48,085
If it's that important,
let's share it with the whole class, okay?

212
00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:52,485
-Give it here.
-It's not important to anyone else.

213
00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:55,245
-Either you give--
-Besides, you can't. Privacy laws.

214
00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:56,365
Hand it over or leave the room.

215
00:12:06,365 --> 00:12:09,325
Lisa has just won herself a date
with the principal.

216
00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:41,045
Hey, Lisa.

217
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,525
About this morning,

218
00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:46,245
I get it if you don't want to do
a presentation with me.

219
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,605
That's why I'm doing it with Gerda.

220
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,605
That doesn't mean
I'm not interested in you anymore.

221
00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:58,005
Hey, Lisa!

222
00:12:58,325 --> 00:13:01,485
So I wanted to--
don't worry about America, okay?

223
00:13:01,565 --> 00:13:04,325
I'm selling drugs now
and we'll get it figured out.

224
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,765
Hey, Lisa.

225
00:13:13,645 --> 00:13:14,485
<i>I...</i>

226
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:18,245
<i>If you need more of the... you know...</i>

227
00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:21,525
<i>I... I might know somebody.</i>

228
00:13:21,605 --> 00:13:24,805
<i>See you at school. Ciao.</i>

229
00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:36,645
Honey.

230
00:13:38,325 --> 00:13:39,245
I...

231
00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:42,445
I...

232
00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:45,605
I actually wanted-- I wanted to--

233
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:53,005
I think it's good that you're focusing
on your chemistry again.

234
00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:56,325
Maybe you can take over
the company one day after all.

235
00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:25,245
I am divorcing your father.

236
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,525
He wanted to tell you himself,
but he can't even do that.

237
00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:38,605
<i>Hey, Mo, I wanted to let you know</i>
<i>that the pills are dangerous.</i>

238
00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:42,205
<i>They have PMA inside.</i>
<i>It causes hot flashes and serious barfing.</i>

239
00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:49,125
<i>If you find out where to get good Molly,</i>
<i>let me know. Bye.</i>

240
00:14:59,325 --> 00:15:01,645
Fuck you, Moritz!

241
00:15:07,045 --> 00:15:08,365
I have to run back to school.

242
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,725
-A conference.
-Bye.

243
00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:32,765
{\an8}Hey, people, welcome to Lenny's show!
I have some crazy info for you.

244
00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:40,645
{\an8}Did you know that David Prowse,
the actor who played Darth Vader,

245
00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:42,965
didn't know he had to wear a mask?

246
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,205
{\an8}And he only found out that they'd dubbed
his voice when he saw the movie.

247
00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:51,285
{\an8}I mean, what the hell!

248
00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,925
{\an8}<i>Then, in </i>Return of the Jedi,
<i>he gets to take off his mask,</i>

249
00:15:57,525 --> 00:16:00,205
but they replaced his face
with Sebastian Shaw's.

250
00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:50,845
Lenny?

251
00:16:51,165 --> 00:16:52,045
Lenny?

252
00:16:53,285 --> 00:16:55,165
What the fuck?

253
00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:58,045
Lenny?

254
00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:01,245
Lenny?

255
00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:04,005
What?

256
00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:06,845
Lenny tested.

257
00:17:09,365 --> 00:17:13,125
Hot. Lenny take it off. Take it off!

258
00:17:29,645 --> 00:17:32,085
I think the pills are really shit.

259
00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:42,285
Turty.

260
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,285
Lenny, you were right.

261
00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:48,605
We won't have any long-term success
if our customers aren't happy.

262
00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:54,845
And they won't be happy
if we deliver substandard products.

263
00:17:56,085 --> 00:18:00,765
You know what Steve Jobs did when
he came back to save Apple in '97? Right!

264
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He got rid of the Newton.

265
00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:07,325
And why? Because the product was shit.

266
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:12,405
Sure, our customers say
they want to fist us to death,

267
00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:13,685
but they have a point.

268
00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,805
Lenny? What they actually mean is...

269
00:18:19,325 --> 00:18:22,565
"We would be very pleased if,
after this unsatisfying experience,

270
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we could receive a replacement product,
free of charge."

271
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Fucking pills.

272
00:19:33,485 --> 00:19:34,525
Fuck!

273
00:20:06,565 --> 00:20:08,045
<i>Think what you will.</i>

274
00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:10,805
I disagree.

275
00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:14,085
It's not at all crazy
to transfer all of our money

276
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to a total stranger
from the Darknet instead of...

277
00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:20,725
settling our debt
with the armed small-town dealer.

278
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That's the difference between
people like me and people like you.

279
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,165
Hey, Lisa.

280
00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:01,325
What's up?

281
00:21:03,005 --> 00:21:07,445
Fritzi said we should talk.

282
00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:18,565
I have an important appointment
and I needed an okay from the school.

283
00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:21,765
But I'm not allowed to talk about it.

284
00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:24,925
You know why?

285
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,365
You could say
I'm something like a secret agent.

286
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,725
What do you have against me?

287
00:21:33,045 --> 00:21:36,045
I keep texting you, but you never respond.

288
00:21:36,685 --> 00:21:38,805
The hard-to-get act
isn't as sexy as you think.

289
00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:39,725
What do you mean?

290
00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:42,245
-I don't know, my Facebook messages?
-When did you message me?

291
00:21:42,325 --> 00:21:43,965
Yesterday, today.

292
00:21:47,845 --> 00:21:50,885
Ms. Novak, the principal
will be right with you. Go on inside.

293
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,325
Johanna Schroen.

294
00:21:55,085 --> 00:21:56,405
Send me a heart.

295
00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:03,165
Dominik Schroeder.

296
00:22:04,965 --> 00:22:06,845
-Lea Wergboch.
-Here.

297
00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:26,765
Hey!

298
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,485
Hey, Moritz!

299
00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:44,005
<i>Here's a message</i>
<i>you can't delete so easily.</i>

300
00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:54,045
You don't hack
into your girlfriend's Facebook.

301
00:22:55,885 --> 00:22:57,125
And definitely not your ex-girlfriend's.

302
00:23:02,885 --> 00:23:04,525
And just for the record...

303
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,245
you don't want to be with me.

304
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,965
You want to be with the me
from a year ago.

305
00:23:15,885 --> 00:23:17,925
Don't you see that I've changed?

306
00:23:25,685 --> 00:23:30,445
Why does everyone think
they know what's best for me?

307
00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:33,685
<i>If anyone should know, it's me, right?</i>

308
00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,245
So maybe you can all leave me alone?
Thanks.

309
00:23:37,565 --> 00:23:40,405
Oh, and here's a song to sign off.

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POLICE

311
00:24:22,365 --> 00:24:25,685
<i>Follow the street for 500 meters.</i>

312
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:28,645
-She blocked me on everything.
-Shit.

313
00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:33,045
I mean, did she think her private data
was secure on Facebook?

314
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:36,125
<i>In 350 meters, turn right.</i>

315
00:24:39,205 --> 00:24:40,885
You think we can trust this guy?

316
00:24:41,845 --> 00:24:44,525
I'm not in the mood
to have a gun shoved in my face again.

317
00:24:44,725 --> 00:24:46,565
Aren't you the guy
who's not afraid of dying?

318
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:48,285
Relax, Lenny.

319
00:24:48,565 --> 00:24:50,685
Purplerain said
we wouldn't meet in person.

320
00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:53,005
So how did your Purplerain picture it?

321
00:24:56,685 --> 00:24:59,485
-Up here.
<i>-Turn right.</i>

322
00:25:01,885 --> 00:25:05,765
<i>You will reach your destination</i>
<i>in 150 meters.</i>

323
00:25:06,525 --> 00:25:10,485
<i>Your destination is at a remote location.</i>

324
00:25:14,205 --> 00:25:16,165
<i>You have reached your destination.</i>

325
00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:23,005
<i>You will reach your destination</i>
<i>in 50 meters.</i>

326
00:25:25,205 --> 00:25:26,205
Hey!

327
00:25:31,725 --> 00:25:32,565
Keep going.

328
00:25:32,925 --> 00:25:34,365
Keep going...

329
00:25:35,805 --> 00:25:39,005
-Stop!
<i>-You have reached your destination.</i>

330
00:25:42,525 --> 00:25:44,685
Okay, it's supposed to be right here.

331
00:25:44,765 --> 00:25:49,365
Dude, that's a fucking molehill.
We got ripped off.

332
00:25:50,045 --> 00:25:52,005
Let's just keep going with Buba's pills.

333
00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:53,925
Yeah, greatest pills ever.

334
00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:56,725
"Hey, everyone,
welcome to the Lenny Show!"

335
00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,565
-Moritz?
-What?

336
00:26:18,005 --> 00:26:21,725
<i>Honestly. Is this what</i>
<i>two ruthless assholes look like?</i>

337
00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,365
<i>Or two criminal masterminds?</i>

338
00:26:24,725 --> 00:26:28,045
<i>I mean, not every genius</i>
<i>is automatically an asshole.</i>

339
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,885
<i>And not every asshole</i>
<i>is automatically a genius.</i>

340
00:26:33,085 --> 00:26:35,565
<i>You can print that quote</i>
<i>on your T-shirt if you want.</i>

341
00:26:36,245 --> 00:26:37,205
And what do we do about Buba?

342
00:26:37,725 --> 00:26:39,965
Give him his 10,000,
then he's off our backs.

343
00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:55,645
<i>Hello?</i>

344
00:26:57,245 --> 00:26:59,685
<i>-Who's speaking, please?</i>
-Buba?

345
00:27:00,845 --> 00:27:01,925
Yes?

346
00:27:02,645 --> 00:27:04,565
<i>Yo, what's up?</i>

347
00:27:13,285 --> 00:27:14,205
What was that?

348
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:01,805
Subtitle translation
by Isabella Hönisch


